BREAKING NEWS: STUDENT BREAKS JAIL IN AWKA

Many strange things happen, but this is out of this world. A unizik student who stays in Penial hostel in ifite (names withheld) was arrested for bank fraud and held in detention for two weeks, escaped from prison two days ago.
According to amebo people, it was said that he escaped through the ceiling.

Story never end o. After escape, instead of the boy to flee, he came back to his lodge and told people that he was in the hospital for two weeks. Men of the S.S.S alerted the school about the incident and the school Anti-Cult swinged into action and apprehended the boy in a close by lodge named Joy Hostel.

To make matter funny, as them catch the boy, the boy shit big shit 3 times for the person room wey them catch. I sure say the Anti-Cult wey catch am sef say laugh go wan kill am.
I hear say them don carry the boy go Abuja and say the bank fraud wey them do, Colonel been dey involved o. Na to call Micheal Scofield make him come help him disciple.