Girls, make una shine una eyes dis Christmas ooo.
1- Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story na from London (him no get shishi)
2- Any guy wey share knock-out and balloons na from China (he has just been released from jail and he's not going back)
3- Any guy wey wear singlet everywhere he goes , na from Jamaica (no money for him hand, he just came back to smoke enuff naija Igbo and drink Ghana roots)
4- Any guy wey wear kito slippers na from Togo or Cotonou (him no get money, him come back so dat him mama go help am borrow money from village meeting)
5- Any guy wey tie head-tie or wear big combat short from morning to night everyday is from America (na as him go take sell the okrika wey full him luggage dey him head)
6-The one wey wear ear-ring and every time wey u see am, na so so shaving powder him dey rob, (na deport dem deport am from South Africa)
7-The one wey wear Jersey from morning to night, na from Germany (shishi dem no dey give person, but dem fit buy u beer)
8- Any guy wey carry plenty red money na from Angola (10,000 kwanza na 1 naira oo )
9- The one wey dey wear track-suit always na from Canada (na Bake beans full him luggage)
10- Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up and down na from Malaysia and e must sell all of dem by January to complete ticket money.
You better Stay with ya own bobo oooo, to avoid had I known in January.............I don talk my own! " Take it easy"
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